October 31st, 2007 . by Vanaja
We have been discussing about serious math topics and problems for a long time. We also need some rest from that. So today we can have some math jockes.

Here we go.

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?

A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!

Q: How does one insult a mathematician?

A: You say: “Your brain is smaller than any eps1ilin >0!”

Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?

A: `I’ve told you *n* times, I’ve told you *n*+1 times…’

Q: Why do mathematicians often confuse Christmas and Halloween?

A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

Q: What does a mathematician present to his fiancee when he wants to propose?

A: A polynomial ring!

Two math students, a boy and his girlfriend, are going to a fair. They are in line to ride the ferries

The boy says: “It’s a sin for those people to keep us waiting like this!”

The girl replies: “No - it’s a cosin, silly!!!”

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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April 23rd, 2007 . by Vanaja
Pythagoras had the habit of thinking about the numbers always. He had a passion for numbers.

He mentioned each number has its own qualities like this:-

**One:** It represents reason. It is the source of all numbers
**Two:** Represents Man
**Three:** Represents Woman
**Four:** It represents justice because it is the product of two equal numbers
**Five:** Represents wedding. Because it is the sum of 2(Man) and 3(Woman)

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September 26th, 2006 . by Vanaja

**You may be amazed to hear that people have bothered to dream of jokes with a mathematical theme. Here is a few to keep you going. **

• ‘Old mathematicians never die’-they just lose their functions.

• ‘Mathematicians don’t sin-they sine, and always have a nice tan but are forever going off on a tangent.

• Math teacher mum talking to her son-…..’ if I have told you n times I have told you n+1 times’

• What do you call a tea pot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest- H ypotenuse( high pot in use)

>• WHY IS 6 AFRAID OF 7? -Because 789 (7 ate 9)

• What is the sine of 40?- Over the hill.

• What did one math book say to another book?- I have lots of problems.

• SON: Dad, will you do maths homework for me tonight ?

FATHER:No son, it wouldn’t be right.

SON: Well, you can try.

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